I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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