that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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