Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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