White coat. Heels.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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