what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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