they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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