Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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