Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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