Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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