I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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