honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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