I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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