So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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