As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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