yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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