when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Acid is not a monday night drug
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
i out mim tonsoeep
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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