Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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