i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Randomize
