the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I think im going to throw up on grandma
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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