no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
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