no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
this will be a night to untag.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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