redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
