i don't like sucking hair
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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