only you would photoshop your dick
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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