in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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