Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
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