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Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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