its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
she looked like the before picture.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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