I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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