It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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