i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
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