I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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