White coat. Heels.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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