he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Sext me about skeletons
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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