So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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