So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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