Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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