i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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