Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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