plz talk dirty to me
i think my mom watched the whole time
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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