I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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