Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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