Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
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