a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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