whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I smell like Dick and happiness
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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