no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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