You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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