Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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