I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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