Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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